guy mandude69

An Uber guy. A man who is an ultra man a man’s man someone who doesn’t have an effeminate bone in his body. He’s so straight it’s painful. Also a man who tends to be over sexualized. He is single but he has an excessive amount of sexual activity.

See that guy hitting on the waitress he’s such a guy mandude69. She doesn’t know what she is in for.

by Guy Mandude 69 April 20, 2022

fatty borger guy

"number 15: fatty spotted at Walmart, the Cheetos gave him the heeby geebees and the giggly gigglys and the drinky drinkys"

fatty borger guy in mcdonalds ordering some fries and mieiendonnlds spwiot

by jish loo420 June 09, 2022

Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.

Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf

by Sicariuss July 03, 2021

Cruise Guy

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.

Man, you really strike me as a cruise guy.

by ChefZac August 04, 2019

Push up guy

A guy who does push ups in the middle of class, is also stupid and eats shirts for living

Oh there’s dumbass push up guy doing push up’s in the middle of class

by Tablecow7777777 May 26, 2021

hat guy

a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman

girl 1: look it’s hat guy
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L

by robocopcarter September 08, 2020

Hot Guy Gatorade

A guys piss. Specifically in a kinky/water-sports way.

“My favorite kink is hot guy Gatorade”

by Kyle Chad March 08, 2023