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Facebook Friend Faction Management 

The phrase to describe a situation where you have a large number of facebook 'friends,' some of whom know things about you that they could post that you do not want other friends to know about.

This is a situation best managed by having the correct privacy settings, deleting some of your friends off Facebook and not initiating any posts yourself, thereby preventing a situation where a friend reveals a fact about you that you do not wish someone else knowing about.
Oh sh*t! The surprise party for Fiona will be no surprise if i dont delete that post I made with the comment from Dave about bringing the drinks on Thursday! Time for some Facebook Friend Faction Management!
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Dude Friend 

A word used for a close friend, instead of calling then dude.
"I'm not a dude, I'm your friend"
"ok, I'll call you dude friend!"
Dude Friend by ohiogal500 November 11, 2011

Best Friend 

A best friend is not only someone you have a good time with, it is also someone you trust your life with. A best friend is the first person you call when the most amazing things happen in your life, and when the most horrific incidents happen. You know that no matter what they have your back. A best friend is like real family. A best friend is the one who tells you the things you absolutely need to hear regardless of whether you want to hear it or not.

A best friend is the person you usually can be around always and never get sick of. A best friend is the one who will forgive you always, even when you've screwed up so bad. And a best friend is the one who even though you may have drifted apart from, when the time comes for them to hug you or congratulate you on an accomplishment or to console you on a loss.. They will be there with open arms. They are the person you've confided the most in and they are the person who knows you the best .. even when you both have changed.

Best Friend 

The friend that's cool enough to help hide the dead body of the douche flirting with your girl.
J: oh shit, oh shit, oh shit....
K: don't worry man, we can always hide the body!
J: ok man, you're my best friend.

summer friend

In Internet forums and chat rooms, this phrase is used sarcastically as a response to a low-effort comment or bad attempt at trolling, to indicate to the author of said comment that his is immature, a newcomer adolescent as a result of excess free time stemming from summer school vacation. The meaning is closely related to a modern Eternal September.
- Yo mum said that last night, LAWL
- Hello summer friend. :)
summer friend by pinetree42 July 8, 2015

Beg friend 

A beg friendis someone that wants to be liked by others so seeks there attention by maybe giving a gift or being extremely polite so others can like them
Tracy:“I love your new shoes, what are you doing tomorrow?”
Ruby:” do I know you?, get lost your such a beg friend
Beg friend by Dbz01 November 6, 2017

fake friend

someone who ignores you, uses you to “get to the top” and be the one in charge. someone who manipulates you into doing things you don’t want to do. someone who ditches you to hang out with someone more liked and popular. someone who makes you want to end your life because she/he makes people have you
real friend : how’s that awbrey girl
you : i don’t know, she’s been ditching me alot for more popular people

real friend : she’s a fake friend you should ditch her
fake friend by lover baddy July 20, 2018