puppy monkey baby

A super bowl 50 Mountain Dew commercial that is fun to say but hell to hear.
by That random dude February 09, 2016
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sneak dick monkey

In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.
My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....
by Drew-Bob January 28, 2021
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Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.
I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.
by Professional Racist December 01, 2021
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eat monkey ass

General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required
Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?

Mike: Eat monkey ass.
by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013
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purple monkey doughnut

Start by girl sliding glazed doughnut over the guys cock and then grabbing the end of his cock until it turns purple while at the same time inserting a banana into his rectum.
That bitch asked me if I wanted a purple monkey doughnut, I said sure and I ended up with a banana in my ass. WTF
by Sarev sanderlone January 23, 2014
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ass monkey

an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne
by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004
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butt monkey

a person who likes to act like a monkey as in a gibon playfull and loves to climb.
1. comparing a person to a gibon.
2. nickname to a monkey like child "yo buttmonkey" plus its buttmonkey not butt monkey.
by cye liburd July 07, 2006
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