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nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
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Steve jobs party

A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.
"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"
by CJG753 January 14, 2018
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Faggot Job

An occupation that is overwhelmingly dominated by traitor gay men, i.e. politicians and billionaires.
Anyone who says "black jobs" must have a faggot job, and anyone who says "faggot jobs" must be really pissed off at the niggers in charge.
by Publius0987 August 14, 2025
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Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.
Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"
by damaxta November 29, 2011
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Jim Job

Poor craftsmanship, primarily in the state of Florida.
I hired a contractor to renovate my home and I ended up getting a Jim Job
by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018
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erzincan ear job

When the male cums on the female’s ear and then sucks it up with their mouth and then kisses and transfers the cum to the female .
Yo i just did an erzincan ear job last night on Stacy!
by erzincanmale September 28, 2025
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blowba job

Performing fellatio with boba/tapioca pearls in the mouth.
Wow! That was the best blowba job I've ever had!
by ShivaSenpai August 30, 2022
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