Fat Fart

A term used to refer to anyone or anything named Jacob, or is English.

"I'm from -redacted-." "Oh so you're a Fat Fart?"

"My name is Jacob." "Oh hey Fat Fart!"

by SCOTLAND FOREVER November 14, 2023

kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 12, 2020

Belt of the fat lad

Jenny was in a very bad mood, and Seamus declared......"she could do with a belt of the fat lad.

She needs a good belt of the fat lad

by Von flufflepuff the turd May 28, 2022

Big fat baby

Bfb: noun, (B-F-B) - arguably the worlds first bro toddler, universally renowned as the greatest drink toast champion of all time and party ambassador. (Commonly associated w/the KOS) also see escape artist, also see Cookie Monster slayer

Damn big fat baby is killing it in breezy today

by Dblax August 27, 2022

Fat food

McDonald's

McDonald's is only "fat food"

by Iycihcohcohvoj November 11, 2021

fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse

We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.

by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015

Fat Dongle

I large (or thicc) piece of software, the main use of the "fat dongle" is to shove that thicc bae into your sexy computer and make someone jizz.

"Babe, shove that fat dongle into my hardware"

by FatDongle April 20, 2017