friend zone

A myth based on a lie straight women tell their ugly straight male friends as a less hurtful way of rejecting their sexual advances. It is said that if a man doesn't immediately make his romantic intentions known that the woman will forever consider him a friend. He is then said to be in the "friend zone."

Julie: "Fred's a nice guy, but he's kinda fat and ugly, so when he asked me out, I told him I didn't want to risk ruining our friendship. I mean, maybe if he lost a few pounds..."
Nancy: "Good idea. That way his feelings aren't hurt. You really sidestepped that one."

Fred: "Julie's totally into me, but she considers the friendship too important to act on her intense desire for me."
Steve: "Aw, man, you're totally in the friend zone. That sucks. So what now?"
Fred: "Well, I guess I have to keep trying, right? I mean, she must find me attractive."
Steve: "Totally."

by Dracula's Spine January 19, 2008

The Zone

The place you go when you are high on weed

Welcome to The Zone
Population: You
Elevation: ????? ft
Founded: Now

by TheChronic1 June 22, 2009

in my zone

high as hell, whether on pills, weed, llello (yayo) or whatever

Man, I got of work, kicked back, lit up, didn't care 'bout nothing, just vibin, in my zone...

by landsgenesis2 August 28, 2010

Discovery Zone

A chain of pizza parlours with amazing play structures and games. It owns Chuck E Cheese.

"Wanna go to Discovery Zone?"

"Let's play in the ball pit!"

by Brittney June 18, 2006

Friend zone

The perfect place to meet nice guys.

Girl1: "I'm done with men, I only meet such douchebags!"
Girl2: "Just look around your girlfriends' friend zones, they're full of nice guys."

by MaxTheKnight October 18, 2013

Ankha Zone

the very definition of endless suffering

Real suffering is ankha zone

by CrungleChugger97 November 18, 2021

o-zone

The most kick-ass band to make the most kick-ass song, "Dragostea Din Tei"

Numa numa iei, numa numa iei, numa numa numa iei!!!

by Dragostea Din Tei April 28, 2005