Yogarate

To relax

Person: I’m a gorilla
Me: u need to yogarate bro

by Ehhhahrhjehsb f November 14, 2019

Yoga ball

Bean’s worst enemy. She had fallen off of it many a time.

No one:
Not a single soul:
Bean: DAMN YOU YOGA BALL

by brianjune November 23, 2019

yobana

she is trustworthy, & a pretty good friend but she can also be a b*tch at times, don't get on her bad side. she is mature but can be childish at times

hey yobana

-heyyy girllll-

by brizzybabyee December 22, 2019

Yogness

Yogness is the birds the sky the sun the moon. It’s Finding mother mary in a pile of leafs. Yogness is everything around you.

Praise the Yogness

by Yogger619 July 27, 2020

Yogness

Yogness is the birds, it’s the sky it’s the sun, it’s the moon. Yogness is everything around you.

I found the face of mother mary in the leaves outside my house. Praise the yogness

by Yogger619 July 27, 2020

Yoga Fascist

A vegan hominid of peculiar origin, of the grass fed, essential-oil-infused variety. Frequently believes lavender oil is the cure to cancer.
Declares they value all people equally, and in saying so means that they'd like to kill everyone indiscriminately. Gathers in mass gatherings during a pandemic, declares everyone is capable of being cured of illness with the right "emotional enema", or the right essential oil. Peddles in pseudosciences like a fucking snake oil salesman. Usually Has an opinion on everything, but has never picked up a book in their life, unless it was to burn it.

Takes photo ops and marches with Literal NAZI's because they support the same people-killing ideology as the NAZI's, they've just rebranded it as "deeply emotional spirituality".

"That fucking yoga fascist is gathering a crowd outside my house again, looks like theyre here to burn crosses on my lawn, and meditate again"

by Wypipo whisperer August 31, 2020

Yohan

Tall very tall. Giraffe. Has gf named Rowan. He is very good friend and is there for u but is mean if u piss him off he will pee rainbow.

Boy: “U ugly”

Yohan: “turn rainbow”

by Meiscoolerthanyoi September 18, 2020