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scut work

Boring Monotonous work or menial tasks that usually get stuck on you and not on the guy that comes in late three times a week and smells strangely of mothballs.
I'm so tired, I was up late at the plant running scut work.

Professor: "Extra credit is available...(I need some scut work done).
by Maiasani May 12, 2006
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workacation

Taking a vacation in order to get work done in an atmosphere of undisturbed awesomeness.
"I want to go on workacation to Hawaii/Barcelona/the Baltic Sea to work on my paper/thesis/novel/album/project."
"Just make sure you don't have constant Internet access."
by thatwasnow May 16, 2010
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wonka vision

To be hopped up on acid, mushrooms or any hallucinagens.

Charlie & the Chocolate Factory ref : To be electronically "'split up into millions of tiny pieces, go whizzing through the air down to a TV where one is all put together again in the right order, but unfortunately one ends up smaller on the other end, much smaller, just like a television picture.
*jimmy got wonka vision after taking 3 tabs of acid on friday night. he thought he was alice in wonderland until the wee hours of the morning.*
by robyn wild August 12, 2005
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school work headache

a headache that i get when im doing schoolwork, but goes away a few minutes after i stop. the teachers either think im making it up or i need glasses or some other shit. these headaches are real.
fuck im getting a school work headache again!
by |fuck my life| September 7, 2009
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do some charity work

To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.
Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"
Mark: "Yeah???"
Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"
by danarky June 5, 2003
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creepy guy @ work

This was something brought to light by Dane Cook the funniest guy in the entire world. If you ever notice when you are at a job there is always a creepy guy there. And even if you quit and go to a different job the guy is still there. And whenever he comes drifting in like lets say you are in the break room you get that feeling that there something wrong here and you need to get out like behind a vending machine or on the roof to go breakdancing. but there is a solution that Mr. Cook has come up with, you should talk to that guy and be nice to him and give him Snickers (candy) because when that day finally comes where he snaps! and comes into work with a sawwed off shotgun just killing everyone CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! then he gets to your office and whispers "thanks for the candy" you'll be happy you listened to Dane Cook.
"Marcus, the creepy guy @ work, just came in and shot everyone except Dane.
by DeanL July 24, 2006
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