knob cake

A person who is of great inconvenience and speaks a load of shit.

Thanks for that you f*$%"£% knob cake. What a load of shit

by Harry Jacobs August 20, 2013

knob-jangling

The act of grabbing your testicles in public and shaking them around like Christmas bells.

Dave was fucking knob-jangling in Tesco again !

by Donald tree stump February 17, 2017

Cheesy Knob

Unwashed penis, unhygienic conman mechanic, foul smelling foreskin from not washing, a person in denial about their low sexual standards.

Theres cheesy knob, cheesy knob had his feet to the wall last night, cheesy is being sleazy again, cheesy got another victim, some smell from cheesy foreskin after the weekend

by DClovessinkingboats May 22, 2019

knob wrangler

Person who tries to give 'pleasure of the hand' to man but fails to make the experience enjoyable. The unenjoyable experience can be likened to having your cock stretched, twisted, man-handled, strangled or wrangled.

Flippin' heck my cocks sore from last night that bird I met was a fucking knob wrangler

by mashedroots November 29, 2012

turd knob

A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.

Storm is a hardcore turd knob

by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014

Knob the builder

Place your knob inside a vice, make small but painful paper cuts along the head.
Douse salt water all over it whilst twisting the vice making it tighter.

Marcus and Dave were bored and decided to try Knob the Builder.

by Burntbattenberg August 17, 2020

knob shot

While playing beer pong on a door(broken or not) if a player hits off the knob and in a cup they instantly win and everyone jumps in a pool

Hey I'm going to get this fucking knob shot right now

by Evilredbeerd April 16, 2017