boner count

How many boners a person has caused in their lifetime.

Example:

Kayla: "what do you think her boner count is?"

Erica: "it must be through the roof"

by bonerpatrol1234567 October 02, 2013

Boner Business

When one intentionally arouses his dick by viewing sexual or repulsive content.

My friend always does boner business in his free time because he loves to arouse his dick.

by Boner Terms September 15, 2017

Boner Bonanza

After a long night of drinking, if a man goes to sleep without ejaculating, his penis will not have the normal amount of erections throughout the night.

This will result in a "Boner Bonanza" the following day. A "Boner Bonanza" is an astonishing number of unintended erections during the day.

This could prove embarrassing.

Dude, I got wasted last night and did not rub one out. Looks like I have a "Boner Bonanza" today.

by Bubba Riverwood June 11, 2010

Boredom Boner

When you are just so bored, that you get a random (usually unwanted boner) The infamous "Boredom Boner" can appear at any time.

Mitch: "Dude... WTF?!?"
Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."

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by Me and Mr. Split April 06, 2011

morning boner

when you get a boner in the morning, and you dont know why, its just standing tall and strong!

by tittyT December 01, 2002

boner alert

Massive erection forming.

Boner Alert! I've just seen her pokey nipples.

by littlemissperky February 20, 2008

womb boner

The uncontrollable urge to reproduce that consumes a female while she is holding a baby. This gut instinct/desire is completely independent of her true thoughts on having (and raising!) children.

Meredith never wanted kids, but every time she held her niece, her mind went blank and her ovaries starting churning--all was complete and perfect in the world. Truly nutty biology was at work- she was having a womb boner.

by Becky Slater December 16, 2010