fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

Bait and Witch

Hot, sexy babe goes all to Hell shortly after marriage.

Loretta pulled a classic Bait and Witch packing on 30 pounds before their second anniversary.

by KlawzVengeance August 1, 2012

coming down with something

To catch or show symptoms of an illness

My head is so stuffed up, I think I'm coming down with something

by LJS Meat Sweats December 22, 2017

I still rock with you

Listen, I know things between us are complicated to say the least right now. This situation is uncharted waters and I'm doing my best to navigate it just like you. I've been trying to figure out the right way to put how I'm feeling into words and I've been doing a terrible job, but I'm hoping this definition clears up some of those shortcomings. Though I'm not as gifted as you are with words I would very much like to talk to you. It doesn't have to be now or even today, but soon. Please.

I still rock with you

by CA3SAR April 9, 2019

Shoot Me With A Stick

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

by alla gomma October 26, 2019

Suck it old witch

An snarky insult which is parent friendly

Yolanda- your so fat
Robert- suck it old witch

by Popo water bottle June 4, 2023

bro's zum with it

When bro is "zum" with it.

A colloquial idiom similar to the phrase, "what the fuck is bro yapping about".

Can also be used randomly in any context as a filler word or as a compliment.

"bro's zum with it", is also a prime example of a non-sequitur comment.

Bzcutz: "bro summited mount Zum walked down and summited again."

Cfucutz: "bro was born in Zum Zum city and walks over mount Zum to the Zum Zum restaurant to eat Zum food."

Rwcutz: "bro's zum with it."

by AS English Emissary September 14, 2023