Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 21, 2024

Wisconsin Fireball

The act of shoving a flaming torch up your partners ass and using the ashes as lube

Next Thursday i'm going to Wisconsin Fireball the fuck out of you Miranda.

by Papa Pringles June 23, 2024

Wisconsin CheeseMelt

Act of pouring cooled cheese into a girls asshole. You then light her asshole up with your cock and she farts the cheese out onto your face.

How do you do the Wisconsin CheeseMelt?

by FuckBuddyBoy July 17, 2018

wisconsin firedragon

A person that was uncontrollable ass squirts.

Guy: Want to have anal, babe?
Girl: It might be gross, I'm a Wisconsin Firedragon

by Chicken Little III January 23, 2015

The Wisconsin Twist

Giving a seemingly empty booze bottle a half-twist, thus producing one final drop into the glass.

The Korbel is cashed. Nah, just give it the Wisconsin Twist.

by Jolene_Wisco January 05, 2017

Wisconsin Golden Shower

Being sprayed by beer.

Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!

by nickharteau November 24, 2011

Wisconsin Red Eye

shooting cheese card's in a woman's eye

I shot some cheese curds in this bitches eye and made her leave before sunrise. I gave her that Wisconsin Red Eye.

by Spooge Mcduck October 28, 2020