Prom Weather

Prom Weather (pur-om whe-ther) <noun>
def. Poor weather conditions that typically accompany the night of a high school prom.

see also:
Wedding Weather...
Funeral Weather
Birthday Weather
Anniversary Weather
Vacation Weather
Holiday Weather

Jerry wore his rain jacket over his tux on prom night because he knew that prom meant a bad case of Prom Weather.

by pariah1165 May 29, 2009

slave weather

Weather so hot the only people who would be doing anything in it would have to be slaves.

"yo dre and i were playing basketball today, i was drenched in sweat!! it felt like some slave weather!"

by ScotianSweety August 9, 2009

red neck weather station

erect nipples on a female, usually in a t-shirt and no bra
indicating that it's cold or she's ready to mate

guys at a bar: man it must be cold the red neck weather station is on!

by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009

sexy time weather

When it's cold outside and you can wear boots and scarves and layers and look sexy

*It's cold outside

Girl: "It's sexy time weather. Can wear my boots today!"

by guerillagirl January 11, 2011

Global Weatherfucking

Another, more appropriate, term for "Global Warming." Since Global Warming does not simply cause "warming" throughout and, in fact, causes chaotic weather patterns, "Global Weatherfucking" provides are more accurate description.

This weather is so screwed up it has to be due to Global Weatherfucking!

Person 1: "What's with the weather lately?"

Person 2: Oh it's just Global Weatherfucking."

by precision123 December 10, 2011

weather stripping

what you do when it's really really hot and sticky outside.

girl: it is SO hot out here.
guy: whatcha gonna do about it babe?
girl: I'm thinkin 'bout some weather stripping!
guy: yeah, me too. lemme help you...
...(animal noises)...

by bob jones the great August 31, 2007

bitching weather

A term I use to refer to horrible weather conditions.

WINTER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably cold weather, complete with horrific winds and mass amounts of snow blowing everywhere.

SUMMER SEASON:
"Bitchin' weather" would consist of unbearably hot weather, weather so hot that you could die just being out there.

"The weather here in Minnesota is very hypocritical. Other than that, summers here are rife with bitching weather. Makes me want to stay in. -.- "
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004