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Guys who wear hats back here

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy
by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025
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MULLET WEAR

Business attire for online video work meetings where top half is appropriately dressed for work but the bottom half of the outfit consists of boxers or pajama pants
I'm going to roll up in Mullet wear for tomorrows video conference with a blazer and pj pants - all business on top and pj party on the bottom .
by TGnursecoach April 13, 2020
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Wearing A Hat

Having a hat on your head.
Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT!
by Mixels April 26, 2023
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National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day

How come your girlfriend always gets to wear your hoodies, yet you can’t wear something of hers? Well now you can! June 22 is National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
Boy: Hey did you know it’s June 22?
Girlfriend: Yeah, so?
Boy: It’s National Wear Your Girlfriend’s Bra Day!
by Kiwii <3 June 22, 2021
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That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
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Wear you out

What horny housewives want to do to their husbands or pool boy.

To do cowgirl on said man's member and go to town.
I have been on Ozempic for three months and want to wear you out.
by What_is_a_woman January 26, 2024
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