doug wallin

also known as “SICARIO”, can be found wearing a pedo mustache called Felix and is probably on his way to fuck ya mum

Man, I wish I was as hot as Doug Wallin.

by jhawkk June 11, 2018

Ear wanking

Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.

Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking

by Morbabe July 15, 2018

bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.

Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking”

by BoardCard November 12, 2019

Cheek wanking

When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose

Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game

Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!

by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020

Beltway Wailing

The act of driving and masterbating at the same time.

I was driving in my truck and I looked over and could see this dude beltway wailing while he was driving.

by Mr. T in MD September 27, 2020

Brick Walling

When you talk to someone, trying to attack or “expose” them, while being completely ignored.

(Brick walling is not when you ignore someone targeting you)

Oh John was brick walling Jeff again today
Oh wow, why doesn’t John just give up already? Literally nobody cares.

by Jezuke December 30, 2020