Chat War

when twitch chat argue about which land of mass they spawned on OMEGALUL retards

Retard 1: EU LOST TO RATS OMEGALUL
Retard 2: NA LOST TO FOOD OMEGALUL
Normal chatter: Chat War WeirdChamp

by xqcL August 4, 2019

minister of war

To have to consult you partner, Wife, Spouse about something that you know could possibly end up in a argument.

Also referred to as Minister of Finance

Person 1: Hey bro, Wanna come out to the pub tonight .
Person 2: Sure! I just have to check with the Minister of War first.

by MACKCOMM May 30, 2016

Clam War

2 or more horny females engaged in ridiculous banter trying to engage the lone douchebag in the room.

OMG did you notice Nina and Marissa cat-fighting over that hognuts in the corner? Its a real Clam War in there!

by teenytena February 17, 2013

Trash wars

Trash wars meaning when two people or groups, are dissing or hating on each other.

Peter and Dave are having a complete trash wars over who’s the better player.

by Imprisoned_freedom April 5, 2019

Gamer War

We are all Gamers, and we are all at war with eachother, about anything LGBTQ, Racism, Eachothers lives, Hatred. And only on the rarest accusations do we actually have normal conversations.. because we all hate Atleast something about eachother, but somehow, arguing is what brings us together, because Our Friendship, Love, and Sometimes niceness is what makes us all Friends.

This is a “Gamer War”

by chrissypren March 31, 2021

war pocket

An extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn't make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher.

Her war pocket made my manhood go from top of the line tube steak to shredded beef.

by awesome sauce sweater pant November 18, 2015

war knees

War Knees is when ones knees are completely fucked up as a result of shooting at ISIS during this crazy shit war.

"SORRY MAN, I CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL WITH Y'ALL...I HAVE WAR KNEES."

by WarKnees April 23, 2017