by Iliftheavyshit May 31, 2016
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by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016
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frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010
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by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.A physically and/or mentally demanding vacation that usually results in a new found respect for the people/place visited and a renewed sense of perspective on life. Derived from Vincent’s vacation to Mongolia in September 2011
Kiran: Vince, you look completely exhausted. Didn’t you just come back from vacation?
Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
Vincent: Yeah totally dude, but it was a Mongolian vacation.
by Vincent Wali September 13, 2011
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by Purple haze May 23, 2016
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