When someone has eaten so many edible cannabis gummy candies that they're very, very stoned and acting very, crazy.
" Katie can't seem to stop giggling, laughing, making weird jokes and crazy comments....she is totally gummed out!"
by ABMS August 20, 2019

When one poops in such a manor that it lands back on his/hers butt, leaving a relatively large dark-colored spot on that individual's butt- resembling a total eclipse.
"My little sister left her mini trampoline in the toilet and I didn't see it late at night and experienced a Total Eclipse of The Butt."
by ThemGoodOlBoys August 1, 2020

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.
by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018

To smell like dick cheese all the time and stalk all your best friend while jerking off in the bushes. avoiding people at parties and CHUGGIN DICK
by anonymous July 25, 2021

A zero sum total occurs when a planned strategy faces an inevitable outcome where the probability of success becomes zero and nothing is achieved.
Examples of real world zero sun totals:
Zero Sum Total Political Strategy:
The 45th President continually claims the nation is in decline by degrading any positive results made by the 46th President. In doing so, they create a mindset that positive outcomes are not possible regardless who has achieved them. This results in no net gains of solutions for the nation.
Geopolitical Example: Russia aims to conquer ukraine but must destroy ukraine to conquer and by doing so unites majority of world against Russia and their Allie’s while achieving no real physical victory.
Examples of real world zero sun totals:
Zero Sum Total Political Strategy:
The 45th President continually claims the nation is in decline by degrading any positive results made by the 46th President. In doing so, they create a mindset that positive outcomes are not possible regardless who has achieved them. This results in no net gains of solutions for the nation.
Geopolitical Example: Russia aims to conquer ukraine but must destroy ukraine to conquer and by doing so unites majority of world against Russia and their Allie’s while achieving no real physical victory.
by Boomerboy79 July 31, 2023

by corporate america May 6, 2018

a phrase used by aging men desperate to remain relevant in today's day and age.
Synonyms include: Cool. Great. Okay! Alright. Sounds good! Awesome sauce.
Synonyms include: Cool. Great. Okay! Alright. Sounds good! Awesome sauce.
by ArrrTard February 19, 2013
