Number Tooted

How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.

Oh my goodness I just Number Tooted!

by Ronsconsin December 3, 2020

Looney Toot

A crazy prostitute

“I can’t promise that a looney toot won’t show up”
“That girl right there is a looney toot.”

by Mango11910 July 14, 2020

glue toot

The little bubble that comes out of the Elmer's glue bottle when you squeeze it.

I was doing my social studies project, but then the glue toots started coming from my glue bottle.

by cheeseluvr171 June 16, 2016

Mouth Toot

The process of farting in someone's mouth in a sexual manner.

Emma did a mouth toot into his mouth, it was what he needed to finish

by tromrom February 9, 2017

Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016

Toot a hoot

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

by Jesé May 12, 2015

Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.

Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"

by deshwahshier November 30, 2021