taint truffles

The little bits of shit that get caught up in your taint hairs.
I went down on a woman and while eating her out I felt like a pig rooting out her taint truffles.
by Imafunny August 01, 2017
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Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.
This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.
by Chicken nuggets with butts November 03, 2019
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taint braider

One who braids the hair between the balls and the taint of another person.
Dude, what is that a fucking chia pet? You need to see a taint braider.
by Wealthy big penis 69 September 28, 2015
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taint faint

i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.
I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.
by chenisboosh November 29, 2022
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rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.
Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.
by Mr. Spaztastic March 01, 2022
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Belly Taint

The warm, wet, circular cavity on the lower section of one's abdomen. It is often referred to as a belly button.
Dude, I was feeling her up and totally accidently shoved my finger in her belly taint. It was sweaty and gross and a total turnoff
by Bodoman July 10, 2016
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Upper Taint

The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.
She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.
by uppertaintlvr42069 September 19, 2022
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