thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

by java monster February 22, 2008

cum salad

When you ass Fuck a girl, Then procceed to cum in her butt. After this you lick her ass and toss the cum salad.

I made a cum salad in that bitch

by kauffmanism May 11, 2014

p'tada salad

Ebonics version of potato salad

"I don't be eatin' just anybody p'tada salad. I only eat ma mama or my unty's p'tada salad."

by itpams July 17, 2016

group-salad

Atleast 8 guys of all different races eating one asshole together in harmony.

Davey: Bro, what did you guys do last night?

Cooper: We had a group-salad on Maxxx.
Davey: Oh shit man, without me? *cries*

by CryBabyDavey January 2, 2018

Salad roasting

Anal sex without lube. Because no lube will make it hot from all the friction and may even lead to burning. That's why it's a salad roasting as compared to salad tossing.

That girl is such a freak. She wanted anal and I didn't have lube but I did it anyway--I gave her a serious salad roasting!

by WooLIII May 8, 2018

Sink salad

A delicious snack to enjoy at the bottom of the sink after you wash the dishes

“Yo man you wanna cop some food later?”

“Nah man I’ve been fiending that sink salad Ive got building up in my sink”

by BiggieG07 July 9, 2019

Gorilla salad

The art of trimming ones pubic hairs and sprinkling them over freshly laid rope.

I'm ordering the gorilla salad tonight. BYO scissors cutie

by Zerohecks September 17, 2018