Gym hostage

Not real, Started because of stupid fuck didn't hear what someone said. Gym hostage doesn't exist.
Kid who said "Gym hostage". His stupid cousins and sister are stupid and do not have enough IQ to know that Gym Hostage doesn't actually exist

What is gym hostage

by nugggetsssssssssssss August 20, 2018

gym biscuit

Hot fit female, typically wearing makeup, at the gym.

Duuuude.... did you see that gym biscuit doing squats? She’s hot and I wanna bang!

by MTen10 February 18, 2018

Arizona Jungle Gym

The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.

Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????

Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.

by Mega Hemroids May 7, 2020

gym fem

A male obsessed with the gym and working out. Exclusively dates or hook up with other gym fems.

Didn't realize he was a gym fem till i seen his grinder profile stating “no fats no fems”

by Kickitwiththecoolkids April 6, 2023

gym cocky

When you stare at yourself in the mirror. You don’t workout. You just walk around, making it seem like you’re trying to workout.

“he isn’t even working out! he’s gym cocky!”

by Kaylee T February 2, 2018

Gym Cockroach

A Fitness Trainee, who worships the Gym as the Holy Temple of Growth, who Voluntarily Reracks all the weights & plates left over by someone else. The Holy Temple of Growth gives us Mortal Trainees Strength, Toughness, Health, and Muscles. It doesn't deserve to be Profaned with Messy Gear.

They couldn't help but do something about all those weights left around untidy, so they decided to take the role of Gym Cockroaches and voluntarily rerack them.

by Nightmare Nemesis August 7, 2024

cancel gyms

A term used by 300-pound individuals who claim they are "healthy fat people", who think gyms are fatphobic. In reality, they just use it as an excuse to eat Nikocado-tier Mukbangs every day.

Me: Man I want an 8-pack.
Fat girl: Omg, I can't believe it, cancel gyms!

by Deadboydoor517 February 18, 2023