Tim Allen

1. Driving intoxicated under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, resulting in either:

A) A non fatal car crash.
or
B) Getting pulled over by the police.

2. Washed out comedian/actor. His current job title is being a "celebrity alcoholic."

1. A) Mitchell grabbed his drunken, friend Brad's keys before he could pull a Tim Allen.

B) All those whiskeys on the rocks James consumed had caused him to veer over the bulevard and Tim Allen his car into another SUV.

C) "Oh f*ck! The cops dude... I'm totally gonna get Tim Allen'd here.

2. As Tim Allen gulped back his fourth tripple whisky and water, he watched re-runs of "Home Improvement" reminiscing on the good ol' days...

by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 04, 2005

Tim Cock

A disgusting name for Apple Inc.'s new CEO Tim Cook mostly out of hate or dislike.

Hey heard that Joke of a perv Tim Cock is going to release the new iPhone Sex R

by shitinthetoliet December 15, 2018

Tims Rule

The Rule that if you wear Tims (Timbalands), you will get head at some point during the day.

Nick: Dude, I'm wearing my Tims today.
Alfred: Does your girl know the Tims rule?
Nick: Yeah man, why else do you think I'm wearing Tims?

by We Jerkin February 06, 2010

Tim sweeny

Hungry for money and own a shit game called fortnite and like big dick

Tim Sweeny in sad

by Tim sweeny May 06, 2020

Tim Burton

Whipped.

Tim Burton: "Hmm, who should I cast as the female lead in my film?"
(His girlfriend (Helena Bonham Carter) looks threateningly at him)
Tim Burton: "Oh Yes! Of course honey, I'll cast you!"

by Wordsmith01 June 20, 2010

Tim Hansen

A creator that manages to keep alive a dying or dead fandom, named after Call of Duty: Zombies YouTuber Tim Hansen

Guy: Hey this guy is basically carrying this *INSERT DYING COMMUNITY HERE* community, a lot of people are watching him and getting interested in this community

Guy 2: I know right, he’s a real Tim Hansen

by Anonymous 4734902 December 19, 2019

Tim Nixon

A delicious beverage made from 1oz Rye, 1oz Cherry Whiskey, mix with Coke Regular or even unleaded if you prefer. A similar drink is the Tim Bob same thing just with a little water.

Hey Rosie what would you like to drink?

Murph, what do you think? A Tim Nixon of course!

by SuperRoseKrapper November 17, 2008