thursday

Thursday is that one day every week where you are stuck with an outside that is falling asleep every 35 seconds and an inside that is screaming "WHY, SCHOOL GOD, WHY? WHY?" in agony. You see, Thursday is late enough in the week so that you can't complain about it being hump day or really early in the week, but you aren't yet on that Friday high. And just so you rip your hair out even more, its the day you always get the most homework.

Friend: Hey, lets hang out today!

me: HAHAHAHA ur kidding, rite? Its Thursday, bro. Its like a black hole for all fun.

by harleydavidson May 7, 2018

thursday bitch

A girl you on fuck on a Thursday

It’s not Thursday, why is my Thursday bitch calling

by TheOGbigP November 2, 2018

Thursday Bitch

A girl you only have sex with on Thursdays

It’s not Thursday, why is my Thursday bitch asking to fuck?

by TheOGbigP November 2, 2018

Thursday night steak

When u have sex with a female and cum inside of her on Saturday and she doesn’t clean her lady parts until Thursday, but she cleans it with your tongue.

Dude:“Yo Tyler how was that Thursday night steak last night”
Tyler: “Great! I’m still hard”

by Fhsbdndhdbdndj December 11, 2018

thurion

the best damn boyfriend you can ever have. he is nice, handsome, and the sexiest man you can have he cares for you and loves you but doesn't show it until you show him.

person 1" man he is so sexy."
person 2" that's tj/thurion."

by boris the wolf January 4, 2019

Thursdaying

The term used when you would are getting very drunk with your friends

Hey kate, we’re thursdaying this Saturday right?

by Bitchwhorefuck April 16, 2019

Thurs-Day

The Day that T & I get to meet up again. It feel like it’s never going to arrive but when it does... all is well in the world x

Jesus Christ... isn’t it Thurs-Day yet? Man, this is taking forever!

by Gee.Dee.0.1 December 2, 2019