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thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.
So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.
by YAWA October 18, 2020
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Fonzie Touch

The ability to fix or turn on an electrical device just by hitting it with your elbow, even if that said device is broken, turned off, or not connected to an electrical source.
Look at Arthur over there, he definitely has the Fonzie Touch
by SquarekiteGaming November 24, 2010
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Circle Thought

An idea or thought that can trap the thinker because of the complexity of the thought.

symptoms include: brain hurty, thinking too much, drooling, loss of social life.
beginning of time.

What did dinosaurs think about?

why do we have pinkies?

Boy 1: hey, why hasn't mary helen said anything for ever?
Boy 2: I think she is stuck in a circle thought.
Boy 1: dang.
Boy 2: yeah, i think she's questioning whether gravity pulls us to earth or if it pushes us.
by scaryfellon March 4, 2012
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capital touch

The act of violating someone's knee or elbow with a slight touch with a hand or a foot in an awkward manner.
by OhPeter103 March 6, 2015
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Tip Touch

A move most oftenly used at clubs, raves, or any dance party when the male slowly inches his tip toward the female's butt. It is usually a way to nonverbally ask to yike, smash, body roll, or smash
Ethan: Dude, go dance with that girl.
Johnny: Nah bro I don't know what to say.
Ethan: Bro just go tip touch her.
by LAVARBALL69 April 26, 2017
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Hetero Touch

The ability to make any lgbtq+ person go out with you regardless of gender
John: Did you see zach went out with that asian chick last week?
Adam: No? I thought she was lesbian.
John: She is, zach just has the hetero touch.
by BeeBTW February 20, 2022
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King Minus Touch

The direct opposite of the "King Midas Touch", where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. With the "Minus" touch, everything touched turns into feces. It's interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. Same as Inverse Midas.
Our new project manager really has the King Minus Touch. So far nothing has gone right. We are mired in shit.
by Legende d'Urban June 8, 2010
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