national thong day

All ladies wear thongs

Get her number it’s national thong day

by ._Cory..Thompson_. April 16, 2019

stranger thongs

hidden pair of your girlfriend's undies that your mom finds anyhow

Joyce: Where are my magnet!!?
Will: They're stranger thongs now, mom.

by kwett July 31, 2019

Joshua Thomson

A Joshua Thomson is always a bad person, although loved by those around them. Their charming looks is their only admirable quality.

I saw Joshua Thomson the other day. He was so rude, but I fell in love with him.

by Asecretadmirer January 10, 2020

The Thonged Avenger

A Web Comic that was created in 2010 to make fun of an actual person who put on a thong to freak out a friend's mom.
In the Web Comic Zeff uses a thong of power to fight crime. He is the worse crime fighter in the history of crime-fighting for obvious reasons. And in love, he is always rejected.

See: Thonged Avenger (Definition), also see Facebook "The Thonged Avenger"

The website did not support itself and was taken a few years later.

I wanted to be a strangely perverted superhero like The Thonged Avenger.

by The Punisher 57925 March 31, 2020

Bart Thomson

Bart Thomson aka Bart Simpson one of the most Favorited characters in The Simpsons using his secret identity

Bart Simpson you will now be known as Bart Thomson

by Bart Thomson April 12, 2020

Biggie Thonkk

Biggie thonk is similar to dummy thicc, but it is a much more severe problem. For instead of your ass cheeks clapping, your brain emits a loud dial up noise when you are trying to think

Man 1: hey man I didn't know the school used dial up internet.

Man: 2 oh no that's Janet she's biggie thonkk

by Flysexpert5 May 17, 2020

Dan Thomson Vibes

1. to continuously go on about a meaningless win at locals, alienating those who experience such vibes.

“Bruh stop exerting Dan Thomson vibes pls”

by SGTurban July 29, 2021