sucked off

To recieve fellatio

I got sucked off by your mother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

suck and stroke

The act of stroking a penis whilst sucking it.

Jerry's dick was so small, Jacky just couldnt suck and stroke that shit.

by jackrabbittttt August 22, 2008

sucks noodles

A phrase to funnily describe something as bad.

Jimmy: George bush is awesome

bob: George bush sucks noodles.

OR

Fred: Ps3 is the best thing ever

Timmy: PS3 sucks noodles

by owenowenowenowen December 26, 2008

suck it easy

To wish someone good luck on their next oral conquest.

When saying good-bye: "Suck it easy, wullseeya"

by William Brumbaugh May 23, 2006

SUCK DICK

Its when you suck on a males penis. Give him fellatio. Yum Yum. Its great to suck dicks. Its the art of fellatio.

vitale sucks mike's dick for a living. What a poor ass loser. If he knew better he would be suckin the big guys. Must need the foodstamps this year. He suck dick now.

by clyde Mons January 10, 2008

rap sucks

Possibly the truest statement of fact ever uttered by humankind

A phrase that's been around since rap was invented during the disco craze of 1979, when rap was rebuffed as a trendy fad that would be over in six months; no such luck unfortunately

Something that would get your throat slit in prison, if you said it

"Rap fucking sucks," Sam Kinison

"Your husband probably shouldn't have gotten that RAP SUCKS tattoo on his asscheek, before being sent to prison," Peg Bundy

by Assex 776 October 14, 2007

suck fart

The foul action of getting down on all fours, sucking air into your butt hole, and then farting it out in a fancy fashion.

"Wow, did you see Greg accidently poop out that raisinet when he suck farted in front of a crowd?"

by Bunnies. January 22, 2010