windy steamer

Drinking hot water then blowing into your partners ass. They then proceed to steam it back at you.
Thanks for the windy steamer, Dan.
by Simpty November 12, 2015
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Stevie Steamer

Pouring cold water on the sensor in the steam room to create super thick and hot steam bath
The perfect ending to a hard day is a nice stevie steamer. The steam is thicker then smokey mountain fog.
by brinathig September 06, 2008
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Biden Steamer

Taking a poo on the floor of the White House.

Non-sexual, just a poo on the floor of the White House.
Joe forgot where he was and dropped a Biden Steamer right in front of the Palm Room. He blamed the mess on the dog.
by Bartl3by April 02, 2021
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JCEVO Steamer

Two dudes come out of a hot closet together. One of them farts and it smells distinctively like the other dude.
After the fall of Julius's Dynasty, JC had nothing better to do but engage in a JCEVO Steamer with his best mate.
by Superfans August 25, 2023
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The Eldorado Steamer

A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.
I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.
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Texas steamer

To drop a loaf on a females boobs
When I was done I dropped a Texas steamer on her chest. Shes into some weird shit.
by Razor Sharp Honesty July 12, 2021
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Heard Steamer

The act of defecating on a foes bed. The most popular case is on a lovers side of the bed, but this act can be performed on any enemy bed. The level of success is defined by both smell and sloppiness. A solid turd says, "I hate you", a steaming pile of liquid poo says, "I will destroy you". This is far more effective than a horse head!
Dude She took a HEARD STEAMER on my pillow! It was the most rank liquid poo I've ever seen! Going to have to get a restraining order on that psycho bitch!
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