floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

Heard Steamer

The act of defecating on a foes bed. The most popular case is on a lovers side of the bed, but this act can be performed on any enemy bed. The level of success is defined by both smell and sloppiness. A solid turd says, "I hate you", a steaming pile of liquid poo says, "I will destroy you". This is far more effective than a horse head!

Dude She took a HEARD STEAMER on my pillow! It was the most rank liquid poo I've ever seen! Going to have to get a restraining order on that psycho bitch!

by anonymous July 7, 2022

Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone

Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night

by blaizacake May 23, 2012

JCEVO Steamer

Two dudes come out of a hot closet together. One of them farts and it smells distinctively like the other dude.

After the fall of Julius's Dynasty, JC had nothing better to do but engage in a JCEVO Steamer with his best mate.

by Superfans August 25, 2023

Bayou Steamer

The act of taking a steamy diarrhea-like dump on someone's chest that resembles bayou water. Much like the Cleveland Steamer only less solid.

What happened to Lester?

His woman on the side got mad at and gave him a bayou steamer after she ate 13 burrito's from Taco Bell.

by CollegiateSomebody July 9, 2011

California Steamer

when an individual takes a dab of wax, holds it in, then takes 3 shots, and a bite of an edible then breathes it out.

Jacob: “Hey Lily are you ready to watch John do a california steamer ??”

John: “It’s gonna be wild”

Lily: “Hell yeah I’m ready”

by KnightBlade February 21, 2019

Calypso Steamer

When a person lays in a hammock with a small hole cut in it and poops through said hole on to another person‘a chest whom is laying underneath.

A tropical version of the famous Cleveland Steamer.

Did you hear? John McAfee loves nothing more than getting a calypso steamer from a hooker.

by Crypto Whale September 13, 2020