Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

by og_mateo91 August 19, 2015

Nicotine Seed

The yellow discolouration of semen due to extensive smoking and nicotine use.

Shit man. Did you see the colour of his spunk? Talk about nicotine seed!

by SeedDemon83 February 13, 2021

seed buddy

The person with whom you jack it on a cracker with. Or the person your comfortable wanking it while they are asleep next to you, you sick pervert.

Yeah Johnny over there, he doesn’t know it but he’s my seed buddy.

Hey dude wanna be seed buddies?

by Bowiejay November 14, 2017

seed depository

Another word for female, in reference to a her purpose as the receptacle of sperm for impregnation.

A seed depository's main goal in life is to become a baby-mama and collect child-support.

by artist6000 December 26, 2014

Seed

Someone who tries it with a girl who is taken/had a boyfriend

he is a seed,

by Jakeyboy0i0i November 29, 2015

Seed

When a man cums on your ass cheeks and then pushes the cum in your ass.

Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"

by ANTHONYnMs December 13, 2017

seed

hes a guy who simps for fortnite skins and like porn of them , also a guy who spams his fucken soundboard

seed is gay hooray

by lmaoaokdias March 28, 2022