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Panini pressed

A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.
"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."
by Gypsypanini June 13, 2024
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pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 28, 2013
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Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.
by Cmonkey April 18, 2022
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press bait

The act of creating headline worthy news to cover up scummy behavior.
Person 1: This program I use just removed a popular feature... I can't believe it!
Person 2: Ah, but that was a press bait; they recently changed their terms of service to take custody of your baby.
by everythingsTakenAAAAA May 27, 2025
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Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out
After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!
by SausageMoose January 9, 2022
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Hijacked My Press

Hijacking someone's press is akin to reading a person's life story or an interesting fact about a person and then using it as a part of your life story, job experience, etc. It's really bothersome when the person doing the hijacking is really clueless about your experiences or what happened to you.

Some bosses hijack their employee's work and call it their own, but are hard-pressed to explain how they came about the solution or why they felt it was the best solution.

These acts aren't sincere forms of flattery. These people are counterfeits.
I read an article about Simon in the Wall Street Journal where he hijacked my press. He said he came up with this new microblogging site idea while he was driving home one day. Well, he certainly did because I left my journal explaining this new microblogging idea I came up with last month in his car while I was rushing to the airport.
by UD Noob September 19, 2010
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press-lady

The press-lady has been arrested by the police.
by uttam maharjan June 8, 2011
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