track pad cramp

when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.

sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!

by stenchandsicknessindustrial November 13, 2011

Soaker pad

A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.

Hey, Soaker Pad...you didn't shake enough before you put the hammer back in the shed.

by QueezyMart June 13, 2018

Lily Padding

When an anti-Israel advocate is debating and realizes that they are about to lose the argument so they jump from the subject they were debating to another in order to avoid admitting they were wrong.

Ali was lily padding between Israel being a settler colonialist state to being an apartheid state to committing a genocide in order to avoid admitting she was wrong about all three accusations.

by Z.E. Silver May 9, 2024

Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.

Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.

by RJKIXS August 29, 2023

Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

Butter Pad

Butter pressed into a backwards turkey mold so when it is extracted it has taken on the form of an ungodly ugly but delectable animal.

Dude, hit me up with a butter pad for this naked roll!

by akray July 20, 2010

honey pot pad

It’s a looks like a a regular pad, but it’s has a honey like lil substance that acts like a lip plumper to plump the wrong set of lips.

“Hey girl do you have a honey pot pad?”

by Daddyez December 2, 2024