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nuke

what all humans do if stressed with another human
its what always happened to us
rusia: you suck
america: really
america send 100 nukes to rusia
rusia: wait AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
america: problem
by springroberto2020 January 24, 2022
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Nuke the cake

When you cum on her ass but there's so much cum it's like a nuke
Jaquavious: man, I nuked her cake
Ontavious: you cummed all over her ass?
Jaquavious: yeah it's called nuke the cake
by Wonky slush February 4, 2021
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frozen nuke

A nuke that's frozen. Want one? Extra sturdy.
Random Person: Hey America, want a "Frozen nuke"? It's free with the cost of your hands and probably everything in a 500 mile radius. Maybe. Idk...

America: HELL YEAH.
by AlmostMyName November 2, 2020
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nuke

A fun kids toy that was common in the 1970's. It is often brought to school and serves many purposes. such as a robot vacuum, it clears all the dirt for 5 sq miles, a funny prank, just drop it next to the target, and more.
kid: can I have nuke
parent :we have nuke at home
home:
by anonymous July 17, 2024
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work-nuke

When a teacher or a boss suddenly assigns a large amount of work to do, likely with a short deadline.
Student 1: Holy shit bro, the math teacher gave us 10 worksheets that we have to finish by Friday.
Student 2: Man, he is so annoying. All he does is work-nuke us.
by yahahha November 5, 2025
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nuke in a suit

is there a nuke in a suit on the street?
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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Nuke

To penetrate the vaginal chamber of a fine piece of ass to completion
“Bro I’m gunna nuke that bitch so hard

“Uhhh ohh I’m about to nuke”
by pu$$ySlayerrrrr October 8, 2018
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