kaka monster

Inability to go kaka in the washroom due to intoxication and a dry penis.

Dude! Why does your car smell like shit? Was the kaka monster here?

by thesussy69 June 1, 2018

Hover Monster

Noun
huhv-er mon-ster

1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.

2. Being excessively nosy.

3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.

1. Anytime I start typing on my computer, my wife instantly evolves into a Hover Monster and stands behind me to see what I am doing.

2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.

by SweatyGooch April 9, 2013

monster beef

a huge penis. is a males main asset

"trent thats huge"
"yer i have a monster beef"

by trent monaghan April 1, 2009

sludge monster

A monster made out of sludge. Lives in the sewers, and needs dark places and moisture to survive.

The Pokemon Muk is sort of like a sludge monster.

by Yui September 21, 2003

monster boobage

tits that are at least a D cup, if not bigger

"Dude, check out her monster boobage."

by hotstuff17 January 26, 2009

Cake Monster

A girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she's busted.

A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.

That Jersey girl is a total cake monster.

My bed looks like a Cake Monster slept in it last night.

by rexnfx January 19, 2011

Normandy Monster

A game involving bunkbeds where players get on the top bunk and using only their legs try to remove their opponent from the bunk, completely onto the floor.

Kev and I played a game of Normandy Monster last night and unfortunately when he flew off the bed he hit his head on the dresser.

by anti_chris November 4, 2007