brown mall

A mall that's dated; a mall with 80s-style brown tiles everywhere; an old-ass mall.

There's a JC Penney in that brown mall out by the cornfield.

by Divine Magnet July 9, 2024

mall fort

A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.

Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"

Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"

by joski519 January 4, 2010

mall drag

what you would describe the attire of a drag performer when the clothes look like they’re from the mall or the performer looks like they could be on their way to the mall.

i’m tired of drag queens taking out loans to go on rupaul’s drag race, bring back mall drag.

by exogiino February 20, 2025

malling

going to the mall to shop

I'm going malling tomorrow

by Kel1093 August 9, 2021

Mall

A word that indicates a place that is (literally) everywhere.
It has a lot of things that are overpriced.

"OMG CAN WE GO MALL PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS"
"The Mall has overpriced things."

by Professional Roux Maker December 28, 2021

mall wall

Related to mall hair. But this term specifically refers the the bangs in front that are teased and/or blow-dried and hair-sprayed so much it stands straight up in front. This action creates a Mall Wall. (archaic term)

Tina had so much hair spray on her bangs, Her Mall Wall would survive a tsunami!

by willywall April 1, 2015

mall hop

Exaggerating when you buy a lot from a store.

Ex. Wanna mall hop tomorrow.
Ex. Plural. We just mall hopped.

by Jimmy armold backk February 2, 2017