trap lettuce

A term for marijuana ( that good kush )

Yo Jake you tryna get some trap lettuce?

by Vape lord jake May 23, 2018

lettuce jr

A very chaotic ball of lettuce with limbs and eyes, it can live forever it is very prone violence.

“Hey look it’s lettuce jr”

“I heard he commits arson”

by Lettuce jr December 26, 2021

Lettuce trim

A woman's beefy vagina.
(Defined by Daniel Tosh on Tosh Show 2/20/24)

Check out the lettuce trim on that porn star.

by Old Guy February 20, 2024

rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night

by P hobbs February 9, 2017

lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce

You got some nasty lettuce hair

by Amdkckc March 19, 2015

want some lettuce

From Max and Ruby used to annoy people by repeating it.

Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: no
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep

Person 2: stop.

by OG JUNGLE GIRL January 23, 2018

Lettuce

Someone who isn’t very good at football.

Player 1: “what’s Val like at football?”
Player 2: “He’s a Lettuce, mate.”

by JonJon24 January 23, 2024