crap holder

a motherfucking shit head who has liquid doo-doo for brains

Josh:do you know shanel hill?
cameron:yeah that bitch is a crap holder

by the cobra February 25, 2005

crap slap

The act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.

Billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked crap slap to Tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.

by Da Definer November 07, 2006

piece of crap

Your mom's idiot boyfriend, who is a piece of crap, and will never grow-up.

mom: "Just drop it already."
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "No, you drop it!"
mom: "Can you just grow-up already??"
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "Make me!!" *in a mocking voice* "Can't you just grow-up already??"

by Unconditional Elysium July 09, 2006

crap art

Art which is created based on the belief that its creation is more important than its consumption.

Jeff: "Did you hear that new album that Chuck and his band put together in a day?"

George: "Yeah, I heard it's crap art, but it still sounds pretty good."

by seanfiend13 September 02, 2006

crap basket

A Christmas package/hamper containing useless food items, usually from the Dollar store.

Here we go again, another crap basket from my mother-in-law. Merry frickin' Christmas.

by hambuggafixa' January 28, 2006

Crap Fap

Alternate slang for the act of masturbation or "fapping" but using diarrhea as lubricant.

Jack N. Off: "Masturbating is getting too expensive these days. I can't afford KY."
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"

by Ching Mang Wong February 17, 2009

crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief

If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!

by Daniel Harold March 01, 2004