Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.

"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"

by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017

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Row A Boat

The act of jacking two guys off at the same time.

I told her that she should row a boat for Jeff and I. She did. It was awesome!

There were three guys on a business trip in a hotel room with one bed. In the morning, the man on the left said the he had dreamt about getting a hand job; the man on the right said that he also had; the man in the middle said that he had dreamt that he was rowing a boat.

by Not Needed Information (: May 27, 2009

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boat cake

A person, often female, available for parties on yachts in which cash will be exchanged for sexual services. A person engaged in yachting.

The rumor is that Meghan used to be boat cake before she met Prince Harry.

by DinnerAtEight February 20, 2019

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Threw a boat

By definition a "boat" is a term to describe a maritime vessel to transport cargo and people. In the stock world when you "throw a boat" at a trade you are in essence placing a stock trade in the magnitude of a normal persons yearly salary. To describe the magnitude of a trade, a person could name a type of boat to indicate the actual size of a trade.

Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw a boat at it
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw an aircraft carrier at it
Hey (insert name here) how many options contracts did you buy? I threw a fleet at it

by TPT Chu November 17, 2018

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Throwing boats

The act of picking up canoes, kayaks, rafts, etc and moving them to the starting location or from the end location for a boating business or personal use. Boats are typically carried over your head and should be done by one person unless you are a weak and lazy human.

Brian and Trevor are the best at throwing boats on the Deleware River.

by Brit in Merica July 27, 2016

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