Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

by HGF88 November 20, 2013

thomas and friends

A kick ass TV show about some amazing trains and their adventures is a world of trains

Person 1: Have you seen the new Thomas And Friends?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fucking amazing!

by Thunderhelm December 11, 2017

Joleen Thomas

just the biggest whore

bruh you see that bitch , she's such a Joleen Thomas

by Duh vin March 5, 2019

Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.

Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”

by J.Mimz May 11, 2018

thomas cooley

nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.

hes a thomas cooley

by sc-elliehunt2004 February 9, 2018

Thomas Dipshit

A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.

“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.

Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.

by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021

full thomas

when someone goes as hard as possible with whatever action applicable (see episode 1, season 1 of queer eye)

synonyms: no-holds bared; pulling out all the stops; full send; being extra

Beth: "I'm about to go full thomas and send this risky text, do you think he likes me back?"

Ashley: "She was only supposed to have one drink, but she's gone full thomas."

by astupidlittlehoe April 15, 2020