A guy who thinks he's jacked but he really isn't. He just got blessed with really good genetics and flexes his muscles every day in front of the entire school. Also, he somehow got a delusional girlfriend who thinks he's hot. Also, he thinks his girlfriend is the hottest girl ever but in reality she is very mid.
by I use XXL condoms November 10, 2023
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A vitamin and mineral enriched concentrated scotch filled gel-cap one a day vitamin for men that makes cum smell and taste like chocolate while getting you drunk at the same time. Also leaves your breath smelling fresh.
by MattLikesScotch December 07, 2013
Mf drinks every night, cute and pretty af, but drinks every fucking night like damn, give your liver some mercy. Also, he is absolutely obsessed with a mf named clementine.
by Clementineisoffline August 02, 2022
A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.
Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak
by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010
by Funkygoalie December 17, 2016
Hottest sexiest girl that you could get and never let go of her she cares and has a mysterious freaky cool side.
by Kitty kat R February 19, 2017