A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.
Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.
“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”
Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”
Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”
by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022
Get the Hotel in the Woodsmug. A German band with hot German guys - Bill, Tom, Georg, and Gustav (My boyfriend is bill)
They're very talented and have many great songs!
They aren't ugly and if you think that, it's okay to be wrong!
They're very talented and have many great songs!
They aren't ugly and if you think that, it's okay to be wrong!
by Billkaulitzissooooohott March 22, 2024
Get the Tokio Hotelmug. The Hotel is much like Hotel California, you can check out any time you like, but you may never leave.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the The Hotelmug. 
by biscuitsandgravy January 27, 2012
Get the hotel daymug. by anonymous December 17, 2024
Get the Hotel Hagmug. A variant of the Ligma disease, but it is extremely less common as Ligma. Usually only used by smart people, and only 20 people in the world fell for it. the punchline is 8-10 deez nuts. Like Ligma and Sugma, if you fall for it, the disease gets transferred on to you.
1: "Wait, we need to stop at an 8-10 hotel"
2: "tf is an 8-10 hotel?"
1: "8-10 deez nuts biiiiiiitch
2: "tf is an 8-10 hotel?"
1: "8-10 deez nuts biiiiiiitch
by E-10 deez nuts September 19, 2022
Get the 8-10 hotelmug.