dinosauritis

the painful dinosaur-like sores, bumps, and pimples in and around the mouth caused by kissing a dinosaur.

OR

A "disease" one catches from their boyfriend/girlfriend after kissing. This is actually caused by eating salty or fatty foods that make the tongue raw and skin oily, causing bumps inside and around the mouth.

Note: Cures for this disease are still unknown to this day.

Kathy got dinosauritis after her and Joseph's seventeenth kiss. Since he was her "dinosaur," Valerie diagnosed her with dinosauritis.

by havishanta February 10, 2010

Dinosaur

Literally just bigass dogs

"Dude, I think there's something wrong with my dog."
"It's literally a dinosaur you fucking retard."

by a gay ass rat February 15, 2020

Donkey dinosaur

A donkey that shits out a dinosaur

Tommy Hey Timmy have you seen the donkey Dinosaur

Timmy yea my dog ate him

Tommy holly shit

by Potato user October 14, 2021

A dinosaur from our imagination

Barney

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination

by WellDonePrussia August 11, 2021

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

dinosaurs eating people

the most heartbreaking song ever written by a four year old 🫀

M-Hey have you heard “Dinosaurs eating people?” F-“It put me in my feels ✨🫀”

by -the real slim shady 🫀 December 21, 2020

urban dinosaur

A dinosaur that talks slang

That urban dinosaur is a chav/neddy as FUCK mate.

by Cocktitty September 8, 2016