Hearing AIDS

Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.

"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"

by AriAstor March 19, 2010

aids cat

Literally, a cat that has FIV living on a back porch in Jacksonville, FL, waiting to be taken to the cat sanctuary. Used appropriately as an expletive to describe bad situations or people.

2007-08 UK basketball is an aids cat.
The guy who just broke up with me is a fucking aids cat.
The guy who, on the first date, seriously asked me "Do you wanna see it?" is an aids cat!

by Philifrodick March 22, 2008

face aids

Another term for facial herpes. Especially when the sores are weepy and yellow

Dude I ate that filthy bitches cunt and now I have the face Aids. Dirty two-bit slut.

by Alanhat September 19, 2007

Kool Aid

Water + Sugar = Kool Aid.

I was so poor in college the only thing I could afford to drink other than water was Kool Aid.

by Thordaddy June 28, 2010

gamer-aids

the disease or virus that causes people, mainly prominent in males to have a love for video games so much that it's to the extent of a disease.
-no cure at the moment

-props to syndicate for creating the term
-most likely due to call of duty multilayer or Zombies
- and most likely black ops

"Jimmy why didn't you do your home work?" his teacher asks.
"I got the gamer-aids that'll make you scream!, i've tried wall banging, i've tried no-scoping, nothing works." jimmy cried.
"there's no cure at the moment :'(" jimmy said, a single tear drop rolling down his face.

by noy666 January 21, 2011

Aids Monkey

aids monkey: a racial slur for African Americans. Derived from aids being common in Africa and the fact that black people are like monkeys. Usually used towards an African American male.

"Dog on Aids monkey in his gold Cadillac!"

by colin&starrs slur solutions October 09, 2008

double aids

The situation where a person born with aids acquires a second 'copy' of aids through sexual intercourse with another aids sufferer.

Johnny after inheriting aids from his drug riddled mother, had bum sex with another man and got himself some double aids.

by jactuscack May 04, 2007