swallowing teeth

punching someone in the mouth so hard you bust their front teeth (or tooth) and send it down their throat from the sheer force of the punch

that nigga did what? fuck, he's gonna be swallowing teeth when i find his ass

by feed the printer paper April 24, 2010

shark teeth

a new term for a crack rock

yo man hook me up wit dem shrk teeth

by eric decrane February 4, 2005

Texas teeth

1. It is an abnormal condition caused by excessive intake of fluorides. Can also be called mottled enamel characterized in children by discoloration and pitting of the teeth and in adults by pathological bone changes.

"hey, look at texas teeth over there, he needs to see a dentist and stop drinking that flouridated public drinking water."

by Anoo November 13, 2006

tombstone teeth

Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.

"That old Mrs Webster has some serious tombstone teeth. They're all yellow..."

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

teethed

to teeth some one is to aim for your opponnets teeth in hopes of removing as many as possible in as many blows as it takes

ex.I have my Juggalo Axe in hand to teeth the greasy piggie Fat fuck.

ex. that curbstomp Teethed the prick.
it was the flying knee to the jaw that Theethed Him.

ex.ex. iam trained in the deadly art of theething

by Luke-0 T June 28, 2006

bad teeth

what british people got

autin powers has bad teeth

by juggalotus2000 January 9, 2009

Brushing Your Teeth

A man puts tooth paste onto his penis, and then the woman brushes it around as if it was a toothbrush. Then after she is done brushing, she needs to floss, so the man pulls out one of his pubes and she flosses with that. Then after all of that, the woman needs some mouth-wash, so she jacks off the dude and washes her mouth with cum.

The dentist asked me, "Are you brushing your teeth a lot?" and I Said, "Yes" Even though the dentist said I needed a route canal.

by Ground Beef Jesus January 28, 2007