Tech Ninja

The title given to the Asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn't in his job description.

Damnit this printer won't print...TECH NINJA...I need your help.

by Incompetent non-Asian coworker November 1, 2012

tech billionaires

The most evil people you can think of, want to destroy the world for profit

Man FUCK tech billionaires, Elon Muskrat can suck my fat dick

by jinxlol1427 February 27, 2022

De-techie-ized

verb. To be stripped of your social status as a Techie.
adj. To lack the average computer skills.

1) verb. There's a new kid at school, he's great with computers, I think I've been de-techie-ized.

2) adj.
Fred: Dam, my computer froze, control alt enter didn't work.
Bob: Ha, it's control alt delete, you are so de-techie-ized.

by TheGuyWithTheBrain September 2, 2010

McCann Tech

McCann Technical is full of rednecks. This country shit show of a school has a vice-principle who is a perv. The school has a shit-ass sports team.

I go to McCann Tech

by ygjwevfbdhkusdgfhkbw November 9, 2022

TECHER WHORE

A girl who sleeps with guys that go to any automotvie school

Amber is a fucking techer whore

by Charlie Ramos July 28, 2004

tech hermit

(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.

"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."

by DarceLynn January 1, 2009

Tech Sex ED 101

Safe sex education for those who can't just say no and have on line sex with strangers.

Instructor: Hello and welcome to Tech Sex Ed 101 where if you don't learn anything else you will at the very least learn to always use a surge protector.

by bullshitzer July 8, 2010