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swiss fucking

A grotesque form of body mutilation in which one party takes sexual advantage of another and proceeds to penetrate all orafaces as possible until there are none left I violated, at which point you proceed to create punctures in the body to penetrate ( most often with a penis ) until the body resembles bloody Swiss cheese.
There was a bloody murder downtown last week. I hear that she was killed via Swiss fucking.
by MegaSuperKamiGuru December 5, 2017
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swiss

a barely functioning trainwreck (BEWARE: either has mommy or daddy issues) most likely a burnt out gifted kid, but functions scarcely on coffee and their voluptuous spite, but if their lack of will to live overpowers their spite, they break down
"man, do you think swiss would be made if i took their coffee?"

"they would immediately lose the will to live, dave don't even try it"
by certified gremlin December 29, 2021
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Swiss Mist

The mist and odor your crotch develops after a long day's work.
I've got quite the swiss mist brewing today.
by DictionarySage May 1, 2021
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Swiss Cheese Samwich

A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.
by 9av2 June 11, 2018
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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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Swiss Roll

When you cum in a pile of shit. I mean, what did you expect?
Hey David, wanna do the Swiss Roll again tonight?

No, sorry man, my daddy will spank me again.
by WhoeverUsedCocoanutTagWillPay December 26, 2019
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Swiss Cheese!

When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.
"Emma! Emma! Emma!" No response? Shout, "Swiss Cheese!" And she looks.
by spawnables January 26, 2015
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