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Sweaty Jackhammer 

When jacking off you cannot bust and you begin to sweat and your arm begins to cramp and feels like you have been using a jackhammer for an hour
I was jacking off so long i had a sweaty jackhammer going

Sweaty-Sack BackDraft 

note: This takes some planning, a pair of nylon gym shorts, and willing ..or unaware partner to work. When a guy has been doing an athletic activity and has swamp-sack (foul smelling scrotum) he will close one leg opening tight and then he gets his significant other to blow air up his shorts only to have the air circulate and exit back out the same leg hole into her/his face.
I plopped down on the couch after finishing my run. I told "Jane" my nuts were hot so she decided to blow up my short to "cool them off" but I closed off the other leg and she got the "Sweaty-Sack BackDraft"

sweaty neb 

Short for 'sweaty neblar'
an idiot, moron, slacker, general loser, lazy, pleb
"She was such a sweaty neb, she couldn't find Paris on a map of Paris."
sweaty neb by anteater June 5, 2013

Sweaty Bikini 

An alcoholic shot comprised of 2/3 Bubble Gum Vodka and 1/3 Pickle Juice
I just bought a round of 'Sweaty Bikinis' at the stripper bar.
Sweaty Bikini by Dirty 6th Street August 18, 2013

Sweaty Bandit 

The act of using a sweaty armpit as librication and then procedding to pleasure the partner with the armpit.
After she got home from the gym she gave her husband a sweaty bandit.
Sweaty Bandit by ArgibaldIII January 15, 2014

sweaty chicken legs

When a womans legs are fat and sweaty from just walking