maddie swanson

if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world

person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe

by T. Koulentes November 14, 2021

Dull Swans

A term for a couple who would rather lay in bed making swan sounds than having sex.

I’d rather be dull swans tonight as the tacos have really hit me hard.

by Bigeagle5 January 25, 2022

Emma Swanson

The most beautiful girl in the world. she always wants to hang out and cuddle. you never know what she’s gonna do next

Frase: Who’s that girl?
Maria: That’s Emma Swanson

by papi chulo 42069 September 4, 2022

TJ Swanson

beautiful handsome respectful gentlemen that yells very appropriate words at other gamers on the platform. A Rust Farmer and A Very Respect Gentlemen to his so now girlfriend luna

That guy has to be a TJ Swanson

by kalicosolostheowlrd October 9, 2022

Bodonn Swanson

One of the best television show characters out there. Bodonn Swanson's Wild Adventure was a hit show that began to blossom and show much success to the youth with a good slapstick comedy

Have you seen the new Bodonn Swanson episode?

by jxkflnxvcijzgokhgv October 30, 2022

Kei Swagstar

Super fucking horny but is also a badass bitch. Really hot, often confused with Eleven from stranger things. A little stupid but also eepy and illy so its okay. Best friends with Matthew Andres, and also collects slurs as if they are Pokémon

Guys is that Kei Swagstar?
Yes, you can tell because of how eepy they are

by happymealenthusiast December 17, 2022

Shane Swanson

Is a Drrr Burger born at greasy grove.

Shane Swanson is displayed on top of the restaurant at greasy grove.

by Swift hawk420 January 25, 2024