The Denim Suit Theory

A situation where the female salesperson or counterpart is so hot she can convince the male party to do something stupid, like buy a denim suit.

That bar clearly use The Denim Suit Theory for their hiring policy.

by PartyInternational June 4, 2018

Birkenhead business suit

A tracksuit, usually white fila, worn with trainers: what people from Birkenhead wear on formal occasions

Person one: did you see our John!
Person two: yeah, he was on his way to the job center with his Birkenhead business suit on

by Lydtehsquid September 17, 2019

Leisure Suit Larry

An adult-themed sexual video game series created by Al Lowe. It was published by Sierra from 1987 to 2009, then by Codemasters starting in 2009.

The first six Leisure Suit Larry titles, along with Magna Cum Laude and Love for Sail Mobile, were distributed by Vivendi Games (now Activision Blizzard), while Box Office Bust and Reloaded were distributed by Codemasters.

by SPrice1980 February 14, 2023

water polo suit

A Speedo so inconceivably minuscule as to ensure that the only thing holding this suit up is your penis. Visible ass crack is required when wearing a properly fitted water polo suit. No crack- no friends. No joke, if you are not presenting at least the first inch of your ass crack to the boisterous crowd of mothers and high-stung fathers, you WILL be ostracized by your team mates.

Bro, you're water polo suit is too big. Where is your ass crack?

by RiceKrispies November 16, 2013

can't see the suits

said when one is soo horribly drunk/stonned that their vision is impaired. started on a trip to quebec city when one of the members of the group was sooo drunk, that he could not see the suits on the playing cards.

jamie -"full house; 9's to 4's."

brutus -"i can't see the suits!!!"

also!

guy 1-"hes soo can't see the suits! look at him stumble around"

guy 2-"man, he totally cant see the suits, he just grabbed YOUR girlfriends ass."

by Brutushfx April 20, 2006

Wiener Wet Suit

Synonym for condom

I was going to sling it to Shelly the whore, but I didn't bring any wiener wet suits for protection.

by WombatInCombat February 13, 2009

Zoot Suit Riot

A code word for the act of de-virginizing a women. Based on the song zoot suit riot by "the Cherry poppin daddys"

"I was singing zoot suit riot last night with brittany."
"Damn, she gave up that v card quick.

by fixer5588 November 4, 2011