Full suit wanker

A person who wears a full suit (shoes, trousers, shirt, tie and jacket) when the occasion doesn't call for it - usually when that person is sucking up or pretending to be above their station.

Person 1: Who is that person over there?
Person 2: The full suit wanker? That's Tom, he thinks he's the boss but he's really just another volunteer.

by KingFringe November 12, 2016

Suit your sled

Canadian turn on the phrase "Suit your self", used by those seeking more purpose in life and who have decided that they've got better things to do then deal with your shit

Person 1: You should get some sleep

Person 2: Can't, too much work
Person 1: *sigh* suit your sled

by Hurricane Danny March 30, 2015

Papa-san suits

1. A completly white two piece suit usually worn with a black jacket on top worn by old men in south korea. Similar to what the pope wears

Huddled in the corner were the old men in there papa-san suits. Each suit white as snow and each guy laughing.

by Theamazinggeek January 15, 2019

water polo suit

A Speedo so inconceivably minuscule as to ensure that the only thing holding this suit up is your penis. Visible ass crack is required when wearing a properly fitted water polo suit. No crack- no friends. No joke, if you are not presenting at least the first inch of your ass crack to the boisterous crowd of mothers and high-stung fathers, you WILL be ostracized by your team mates.

Bro, you're water polo suit is too big. Where is your ass crack?

by RiceKrispies November 16, 2013

can't see the suits

said when one is soo horribly drunk/stonned that their vision is impaired. started on a trip to quebec city when one of the members of the group was sooo drunk, that he could not see the suits on the playing cards.

jamie -"full house; 9's to 4's."

brutus -"i can't see the suits!!!"

also!

guy 1-"hes soo can't see the suits! look at him stumble around"

guy 2-"man, he totally cant see the suits, he just grabbed YOUR girlfriends ass."

by Brutushfx April 20, 2006

Zoot Suit Riot

A code word for the act of de-virginizing a women. Based on the song zoot suit riot by "the Cherry poppin daddys"

"I was singing zoot suit riot last night with brittany."
"Damn, she gave up that v card quick.

by fixer5588 November 4, 2011

Wiener Wet Suit

Synonym for condom

I was going to sling it to Shelly the whore, but I didn't bring any wiener wet suits for protection.

by WombatInCombat February 13, 2009