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stoner burger

At McDonalds, order a double cheese burger and a spicy mc-chicken. Then split the double cheesburger in the middle so that you have a bun and burger on each side. Place the entire mc-chicken inside the double cheeseburger, bun and all. Put it back together and chow down, elimatating your munchies!
Stoner: "Gotta get to miccy d's and get a stoner burger... I got mad munchies!"
by KalvinD November 21, 2007
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stoner poncho

Heavy, hooded cloth pullover of apparently mexican design worn almost exclusively by surfers and stoners.
See if that guy in the stoner poncho has got any weed.
by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003
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closet stoner

one who likes to smoke weed, but feels it is better not to talk about it constantly. someone who smokes weed because they like to smoke weed, not because they like to brag about smokeing weed.
i didnt know he/she smoke weed! he keeps it quit because he is a closet stoner.
by uly October 15, 2008
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Stoner Sweater

The oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweaters most commonly worn by stoners.
"Check out this bro, he's totally a stoner."
"How can you tell?"
"You can tell by his oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweater that is most commonly worn by stoners. His stoner sweater."
by trinady August 19, 2011
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Stoner Girl

A female who smokes weed;the new generation of hippies but wear tight jeans,bath,shave,have bangs,stunna shades;a female who smokes weed alot.
My girlfriend is a stoner girl.
"I heard shes a stoner girl now".
Shes just a simple stoner girl.
by Daniella Schafer February 6, 2009
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stoner buzzkill

One who smokes your weed and then proceeds to rant on and on about how it was a bad idea to smoke (i.e getting caught or pulled over) instead of enjoying your weed. Also will blame others for him/herself getting caught and make you buy eyedrops and/or spray.
Ted: Man those were dank headies we got
Bill: No this isnt cool you have to go in walgreens and grab eyedrops im to afraid to see someone i know.
Ted: Dude your being a stoner buzzkill
by biglrip March 29, 2009
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Stoner circle

A small group of people who get together regularly to consume cannabis. Often members of this group are best friends, and are always able to put small conflicts aside to get together for a smoke.
Even when not partaking in consuming the holy herb, they often recognize eachother as friends or acquaintences. Often focus on growing closer to one another while smoking.
Members of a stoner circle may work or go to school together, and often go to other places together beside the place of smoking.

Always looking for more weed, but never for selfish purposes. Members of a stoner circle almost never smoke alone, because they realize that the "circle" part is just as important as the "stoner" part and that smoking is a social activity that is made more enjoyable when done together.
Often looked upon as being pot heads or lowlifes by other members of their respective society, but they themselves know that they enjoy their lives and that is all that matters.
Members of a circle live by certain rules and policies:
If one member of the circle has a bad high, the other members are obligated to calm him or her down and bring them back.
Members are permitted to trip eachother out, but only with permission.
Members must help one another in times of stoneliness need.
Hogging the smoking device is strictly forbidden. Enjoying the high of your friends in a circle is just as enjoyable as enjoying your own.
Sorry teacher I couldn't do my homework, I was with my stoner circle enjoying my life and getting to know myself and my friends, and I learned more and experienced more in 4 hours with my circle than I will in a year of school.
by Circler July 18, 2011
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